You found it.

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Where my brain goes to pace around in circles, and social mishaps become folklore.

 

Ever said "you too" to a barista wishing you good coffee?

 

Those moments live here.

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This is for the people who've mentally composed seventeen different versions of a two-word text reply.

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For people who know "no worries" hits totally different with or without that period.

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For anyone stuck in mental loops about whatever dumb thing they said at that party back in 2019.

 

I have this special talent for making any interaction exactly 67% more awkward than it needs to be.

 

My brain just... does that.

Says exactly the wrong thing when everyone can hear me.

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Honestly though, isn't it kinda crazy we tie ourselves in knots over exclamation points? "Sounds good!" vs "Sounds good." One's friendly, one might be plotting your murder.

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Spoiler alert: we're all weird about it.

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So, welcome.

Your people are here, silently freaking out about whether that welcome sounded fake.

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